Ty J. Von Plinsky (that is, me) is a many faceted person, but I doubt you're here because you want to get together to play instruments poorly or because you want to hear my thoughts on language. Nope, you're here for the pictures. Right? Yeah, thought so.
I am an amateur photographer based out of DC. Have some cool event going on next week? Tell me about it! I'll make some pretty pictures. Twenty years from now, you'll show them to your children and tell them about that time you had a stranger take pictures of that cool event. Good times, you'll say. Good times.